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1 ) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this journal as "Name's Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways.
S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?
Umm I'm a weird mix of Romano, Veneciano and China. And I don't know why except that I resemble Veneciano since I'm happy and careless and sometimes so dumb. :''D
2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?
United Kingdom! (even though he belongs to USA.. buhahahaha)He is just way too cute. And Sweden would be a good choice too, he is calm and really sweet, caring and yeah handssum also. Lawl at least communicating with Su-san wouldn't be a problem AT ALL.
3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?
UK would dump me because of USA :'< and Su-san because of Tino..
4. You would...
Live happily untill everything says kaboom.
5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?
I'd try to make up with them but since they would obviously be in love with Alfred and Tino.. I would seduce Denmark. XD
6. You would be most afraid of...
Russia obviously and also angry & super drunk!UK and drunk!Norway
7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).
I have the feeling that those two would be really scary in that state of mind D:
8. Who would be the most afraid of you?
No one I guess..
10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?
I don't hate any character.. but Antonio needs to be slammed in the head since he is such a tomato brain. (doesn't understand a thing.. and yeah USA does need that treatment also)
11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...
; D cooouuulldn't be that one soooo tsundere island..
12. And your love rival would be...
FRANCE AND USA! D< damn it.. meh cans not win
13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).
France: "LOVE LOVE BEAM!" and some flirting and "mi amor" crap to make me give up. USA: "No fanservice for you EVER again! And we'll stop publishing Bleach, Reborn! and Kuroshitsuji in English!" TT______TT
14. Your best friend?
Veneciano (we're both quite dumb xD) and Korea (ah the pervyness ; D)Hopefully Iceland too : >
15. What about your daily punching bag?
D< don't have one
16. And your drinking buddy would be...
I only drink Juissi with Sealand D<
17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?
Almost everything.. and yeah a lot of UK. : >
18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)
Teh crazily overhappy drunk
19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.
Prussia in Italy's tomato box (from WWI)
20. And exactly how did this come about...?
I was napping in the tomato box and Prussia, who was really drunk and was trying to find a place to sleep. Uh.. well he went sleeping in the box and when we both woke up stuff happened. XD
21. You get caught by...
Germany :''D
22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).
*sigh* "Nii-san.. could you stop fucking innocent girls in the tomato box? Which in fact belongs to Italy.. I bet he wants it back."
23. Who would your mother be? Father?
Mother: Venus, father: Mars
24. Siblings?
Australia & New Zealand
25. Soap Opera Time!
Here's the situation.
- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy. (err veneciano x korea x sealand :''D)
- Except your secret crush loves him too. (UK x Sealand XD)
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival. (USA x France x Sealand xD)
- That love rival likes your secret crush. (USA x UK <3 (I won't write the third one here D<

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- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up). (;;____;; no one loves me)
- And you love your secret crush (durr) (XD and that'll never happen lawl)
S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?
UK! Su-san! Romano! Iceland! Korea! and UK as number one
2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?
don't have one
3. Your favorite pairing?
USUK (<3), Spamano, SuFin, RusLiet, GerIta, DenNor, HREChibitalia, RomeGermania, FranceCanada.. etc.
4. Your rival ship?
...
5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).
Hmm Sealand 8''D
6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?
Finland.. the country of salmiakki, sauna, drunk middleaged men in the streets, too many drunks, an ugly sounding language and snow. 8D and yet I like my country. And Tino is definetly a great character 8D well I was a bit disappointed when Tino wasn't a she, but now I just love him! 8D
7. Why?
He's so much sweeter than those drunk, grunting middle-aged sausage-eating Finnish husbands xD
8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?
The Allied forces! UK and USA and Russia and China and France FTW! But I like the Axis Powers a lot too
9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.
8D hello shinatty-chan
10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?
8D you wish
S E C T I O N T H R E E:
I am 92 % Hetalia fan
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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.
Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."
1. You've read Hetalia. [x]
2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]
3. Ever drawn any fanart? [x]
4. Ever written any fanfiction? [x]
5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above.[ ]
6. What about fantasized about a character? [x]
7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [x]
8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) []
9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x]
10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [x]
11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [x]
12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]
13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [x]
14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [x]
15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [x]
16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [x]
17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [x]
18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [x]
19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [x]
20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before (yelling the name of their cosplay, not THEIR name). [x]
21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [x]
22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [x]
23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x]
24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [x]
25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]
S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that I've written to make this meme even more unbearable.
Do you still remember your character from section one?
Umm yeah.. well I choose Romano
Respond to the following random statements in their personality.
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1. Axis Powers.
My brothers dumb friends =____=
2. Italy.
Me or my stupid brother
3. Germany.
Don't touch my curl! D<
4. Japan.
Urgh hello
5. China.
...
6. Hero.
STFU USA =______=''
7. TSUNDERE.
You can't possibly mean ME, brainless fangirls?! D<
8. Yaoi.
No. No way. NOT with that tomato bastard.
9. Frying pan.
Please fry some tomatoes?
10. Austria.
What do you want?
11. Pastaaaa~
Urgh it only reminds me of Veneciano.. well it is good but..
12. Magic!
Doesn't exist, UK.
13. Tell me a story.
There was once a tomato. The tomato died. I ate it. The end.
14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!
Tomato of course
15. France
Get away from me you shameless perv!
16. America.
Dumbass
17. Sealand.
Who?
18. Switzerland.
...
19. Belarus.
..R-Russia-san is not here..
20. Russia.
I-I..hello Russia-san.
21. Random Country.
Korea
22. Shinatty.
Such an ugly kitty (D< me: NO NO NO IT'S NOT!)
23. Allied Forces.
*sigh* they can't do anything right
24. Matthew.
Who the heck?
25. Prussia.
He's dead.
S E C T I O N F I V E:
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